your spouse accuses you of having an affair and knowing you haven’t done anything wrong, call the time and whisper to meet you at the cemetery.
a co-worker that has a fear of snakes, gossips about you, and you give her a rubber snake wrapped inside a box.
your friend has cancelled plans with you for the third time and you invite her over for her birthday, but you don’t open the door when she arrives.
someone snatches your parking space that you have been waiting for the last five minutes and you park sideways behind them so they can’t get out until you’re ready to leave.
You Know You’ve Reached Your Breaking Point When….
your assistant has eaten all the jelly doughnuts that you brought in for the staff meeting and you take a doughnut that you had saved for yourself and hand it to that co-worker after you filled it with mustard.
one of your co-workers that is always on her cellphone and you text her to get her attention.
your father makes you smile each morning to see if you brushed your teeth and you paint them black with mascara.
your boyfriend crticizes the way you dress and you show up in a tutu and clown shoes to his awards dinner to spite him.
your mother-in-law has complained continously about your cooking and you serve her a frozen TV dinner.