your grandmother complains that you need to speak clearer and you annunciate each word very slowly just to bug her.
you get the giggles after performing CPR on that same 500 lb. person and they make it.
you laugh after straining your back from trying to scoot a 500 lb. person into their recliner with the help of 2 assistants and the person didn’t budge an inch.
your spouse accuses you of having an affair and knowing you haven’t done anything wrong, call the time and whisper to meet you at the cemetery.
a co-worker that has a fear of snakes, gossips about you, and you give her a rubber snake wrapped inside a box.
your friend has cancelled plans with you for the third time and you invite her over for her birthday, but you don’t open the door when she arrives.
someone snatches your parking space that you have been waiting for the last five minutes and you park sideways behind them so they can’t get out until you’re ready to leave.