From same old fashioned cookbook as previous blog, I also found this, To Make A Cake. Anyone with little ones will appreciate this!Light oven. Get out utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks and toy autos from tables. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour. Remove Johnny’s hands from flour; was flour off him. Re-measure flour. Put flour, baking powder, and salt into sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked onto floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny’s hands from bowl. Wash Johnny. Answer telephone…return. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. Look for Johnny. Answer phone. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny’s hands from bowl. Wash bowl. Take up greased pan and find layer of nut shellsa in it. Head for Johnny, who flees, knocking bowl off table! Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes. Call baker. Lie down…after paddling Johnny and putting him down for a nap.