One of my residents handed me this note and told me to read it later. When I got a chance to read it, I cracked up. Here it is:
Dear Friend:
Since I have become a senior citizen, a few changes have come into my life. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then he leaves and I go to see John.
Then Charley Horse comes along. When he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I am really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life.
clawingmywayin 