You find your mother reading your diary for the 2nd time around and you write a false notation that you lost your virginity while riding naked on a motorcycle just to blow her mind.
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Humor in the Kitchen
From same old fashioned cookbook as previous blog, I also found this, To Make A Cake. Anyone with little ones will appreciate this!Light oven. Get out utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks and toy autos from tables. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour. Remove Johnny’s hands from flour; was flour off him. Re-measure flour.…Read more »
Travel toTimber Lake, South Dakota
If you’re looking for some quiet time, away from technology of today’s world, then I recommend Timber Lake, South Dakota.To me, entering Timber Lake felt as though I had gone back in time. As soon as I crossed the Missouri River, I hit a dead zone and lost communication from the outside. One local from…Read more »
Humerous Advice For Married Women
I was going through some old cookbooks and found this advice. It’s called, HOW to Cook Husbands. A good many husbands are entirely spoiled by mismanagement in cooking and so are not tender and good. Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders and blow them up. Others let them freeze by…Read more »
Prayer for 9/11
As we remember the pain and loss of 9/11, and as we mourn recent deaths in Syria, Libya, and Afghanistan, we struggle not to give in to the logic of violence, hatred, and revenge. We struggle not to let ourselves be overcome by the fear that leads us to withdraw from the problems of the…Read more »