Posted by in Get Even your assistant has eaten all the jelly doughnuts that you brought in for the staff meeting and you take a doughnut that you had saved for yourself and hand it to that co-worker after you filled it with mustard.
Posted by in Get Even one of your co-workers that is always on her cellphone and you text her to get her attention.
Posted by in Get Even your father makes you smile each morning to see if you brushed your teeth and you paint them black with mascara.
Posted by in Get Even your boyfriend crticizes the way you dress and you show up in a tutu and clown shoes to his awards dinner to spite him.
Posted by in Get Even your mother-in-law has complained continously about your cooking and you serve her a frozen TV dinner.
Posted by in Get Even your supervisor informs you that you have to float to another station on your last day of work and you go home instead, knowing she can’t fire you.
Posted by in Uncategorized You find your mother reading your diary for the 2nd time around and you write a false notation that you lost your virginity while riding naked on a motorcycle just to blow her mind.
Posted by in Uncategorized From same old fashioned cookbook as previous blog, I also found this, To Make A Cake. Anyone with little ones will appreciate this!Light oven. Get out utensils and ingredients. Remove blocks and toy autos from tables. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour. Remove Johnny’s hands from flour; was flour off him. Re-measure flour.…Read more »
Posted by in Uncategorized If you’re looking for some quiet time, away from technology of today’s world, then I recommend Timber Lake, South Dakota.To me, entering Timber Lake felt as though I had gone back in time. As soon as I crossed the Missouri River, I hit a dead zone and lost communication from the outside. One local from…Read more »
Posted by in Uncategorized I was going through some old cookbooks and found this advice. It’s called, HOW to Cook Husbands. A good many husbands are entirely spoiled by mismanagement in cooking and so are not tender and good. Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders and blow them up. Others let them freeze by…Read more »
clawingmywayin 